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RUFF & BUDDY 

SO LIKE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO MY HUSBAND CALLED ME ON THE PHONE AND SAID GUESS WHAT WE ARE BRINGING HOME ? NOT AT ALL THRILLED BUT HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THESE TWO .ONLY NOW RUFF IS VERY SICK AND I THINK IT IS WORMS HOPEFULLY NOT PARV O WHICH HIS SYMPTOMS KIND OF REMIND ME OF OUR PUP REBEL WHO DIED ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO. I AM HYDRATING HIM HOME REMEDIES ARE BEING USED SO NERVOUS HE IS JUST PITIFUL PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT ANY SUGGESTIONS THAT MIGHT HELP EXCEPT GOT THE VET DUH IF I COULD AFFORD IT I WOULD.

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Photo06060143.jpg, a photo by HEATHER2216 on Flickr.

I GOT PROOF CRANKIE FRANKIE IS KIND HEARTED AND SWEET ESPECIALLY ASLEEP AND JUST LOOK AT WHAT HE BROUGHT OUR KIDS

The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground....

The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground....

GOTTA KEEP SMILING

UM BET YOU WONDERING WHAT THIS IS UH?WELL TO MY HUSBAND THIS IS THE REASON HE IS ILL FOR ME IT IS HUMOROUS AND SITUATIONS LIKE THE ONE I AM GOING TO SHARE HAPPEN TO ME ALL THE TIME AND I HAVE TO LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING. LETS SEE HERE THE TIRE ON THE TRUCK HAS NEEDED ATTENTION FOR A LONG WHILE AND I KEPT TELLING HIM BUT YOU KNOW WOMAN ARE JUST NUTS SO I GET BLOWN OFF . UNTIL TWO DAYS AGO HE IS DRIVING AND ALL OF A SUDDEN OH MY GOSH THE TRUCK TIRE IS SEPERATING AND IT MADE A RIGHT TURN ALMOST OH REALLY GEEZ I GOT ACCUSED OF EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN UNTIL IT HAPPENED TO HIM AND MIGHT I ADD I MENTIONED IT DRIVING DIFFERENTLY ALONG WHILE BACK. ANYWAYS A FIFTEEN MINUTE TIRE SWAP TURNED INTO A ALL DAY OR DEAL AND ONE OF THE TIRES LUG NUT STRIPED AND BROKE OFF  AND THEN AROUND D ARK THIRTY I HEARD THE MOST AWFUL NOISE AND WENT TO SEE WHAT THE HEC WAS GOING ON AND" HE HOLLARED THE EMERGENCY BRAKE STUCK!" WHILE PULIING UP AND DOWN DRIVEWAY . "WELL HOW THAT HAPPEN ?"" LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE! GO ON!"  ALRIGHTY THEN .SO I GO TO AUTO MD AND RESEARCH FOR A WHILE. BRAVELY OPENED THE GARAGE DOOR AND "SAY I THINK I KNOW WHAT CAUSING THE PROBLEM ." BEFORE ANOTHER WORD GOT OUT OF MY MOUTH HE SAID "THE SPARE TIRE WAS FOR DIFFERENT STYLE TRUCK AND WOULD ONLY WORK ON REAR OF TRUCK THEREFORE HE IS GOING TO HAVE TO PUT THE BAD TIRE BACK AND I LAUGHED BECAUSE GEEZ HE COULDV' JUST LEFT THAT DAMN LUG NUT STUCK TIRE ALONE SEEING HOW HE GONNA HAVE TO PUT THE SEPERATING TIRE BACK ANY WAYS  SEEMS FUNNY TO ME I LAUGHED AND SAID WITH LOVE 'JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU DO ALOT OF WORK FOR NOTHING.' AND HE GOT PISSY AND BLA BLA BLA WHATEVER HE SURE WOULD NOT HAVE HESITATED TO CRACK A JOKE IF THE SITUATION WAS REVERSED BUT YA KNOW WHAT  I WOULD VE BEEN JOKING TOO SOMETIMES GOTTA LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING YA KNOW . IN THE WORDS OF WET WILLIE KEEP ON SMILING . BUTCH USE TO SING THAT SONG FOR ME KARAOKE AND I WOULD RATHER BE LIKE I AM THAN NOT ABLE TO LAUGH AT MYSELF AT ALL BUT HE WILL LAUGH, TWO YEARS FROM NOW WHEN HE IS TELLING THE STORY, BUT IF I TELL IT OH NO !NO! SILLY, UH?  KNOW ANYONE LIKE THIS?<script type="text/javascript" src="//assets.pinterest.com/js/pinit.js"></script>

A REDNECK MOMS IDEA OF A FLOAT

WELL AFTER WORKING IN THE YARD I DECIDED TRY OUT THE NEW POOL BUT ALL MY TIRED ASS COULD THINK ABOUT WAS FLOATING SO I RIGGED SOME NOODLES AND ARM FLOATIES AND TIED THEM TOGETHER WOULD'VE TIED THE THIRD TO MAKE A STABLE ASS PIRCH BUT RAN OUT OF ROPE. I MUST ADMIT WORKED BUT LOOKING AT THE PHOTO MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I AM IN A REDNECK JOKE  SO ANYBODY ELSE HAVE ANY IDEAS WORTH PATENTING?